Day number 5 in 2010 and already the gyms are full even in the off hours. That resolution stuff must really work with the faint of heart and the misadventureous. I'll even go so far as to wager that the racks of warm-ups. shorts, Under-Armour tops and of course those $120 dollar Nike's at expensive sporting goods stores are almost barren this year. Heck from the look of my gym yesterday at 1pm, when it's usually empty but was packed with nu-bees, the stuff is just flying off the shelves.
Hey I am happy and almost excited that so many people have decided to get fit or more than likley burn off the massive amount of alcohol and food that they consumed this last Holiday and I hope they stick to it for at least 6 months. Once tha habit is formed it's not easy to have more cocktails because you know the gym will take it's toll on you the next day. To these newly joined I salute you. To the rest, I'll leave my address so you can drop off the $500 dollars of gym shoes and work out clothes you wore for a week and now tossed in the corner of your closet and taunts you every time your in your room. I will take them off your hands and give them the home they want, which will save you big bucks at the shrink because of the newly found neurosis of the taunting workout clothes piled in the corner...
If I pass you on the road stop at Peets, because your buying.
Day number 5 in 2010 and already the gyms are full even in the off hours. That resolution stuff must really work with the faint of heart and the misadventureous. I'll even go so far as to wager that the racks of warm-ups. shorts, Under-Armour tops and of course those $120 dollar Nike's at expensive sporting goods stores are almost barren this year. Heck from the look of my gym yesterday at 1pm, when it's usually empty but was packed with nu-bees, the stuff is just flying off the shelves.
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